Jonathan in real life

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. - Chuck Palahniuk

ethankwolfe:

nothingeverlost:

leupagus:

glintglimmergleam:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

freedominwickedness:

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

YEP. In the original versions, the only difference between the three “good” fairies and the “bad” fairy (who I don’t think even had names?) was that the bad one wasn’t invited - in other words, she wasn’t any more good or evil, she just got (accidentally, I believe) excluded from the festivities and in a fit of pique cursed the baby.

From the medieval perspective, those four fairies were all exactly alike - the blue or pink ones would’ve cursed the baby just the same if they hadn’t been invited.

But yeah, sign me up for the AU where they did invite Maleficent and she not only gives Aurora an awesome present but becomes a mentor and they end up ruling all the land with an iron fist.

Or something.

This is beautiful! It makes me so happy. I get so upset when people say Maleficent was just evil or in a snit for not being invited.

Yes, if people don’t invite you to their party, it is perfectly acceptable to put their daughter into a fucking coma.

I feel you didn’t actually watch the movie, as no shit she was wrong and that’s kinda what the second half of the movie revolves around.

(Source: britta-perry)

fuckingrecipes:

roachpatrol:

inklesspen:

cdrsarahpalmer:

KAIJU SUSHI (a dessert)

I saw Pacific Rim today and all I could think about during the scene [SPOILER] when Hannibal’s organ harvesters are inside the dead Kaiju [/SPOILER] was "Wow, if Kaiju weren’t horrible abominations that are probably incapable of being digested by humans, I bet they’d be great on the sushi market!" 

So, Kaiju sushi. It’s a super-thick altered rice pudding recipe with berry-flavored blue jello on top. The textures are similar so they don’t taste out-of-tune with each other, and it’s mostly creamy rice pudding with a splash of fruitiness from the jello. TL;DR - if you don’t like rice pudding, you probably shouldn’t eat this. 

Instruction/Recipe Post soon to follow {HERE}

i need this in my mouth

SCREAMS IF YOU MADE THEM JELLO SHOTS THEN THE BURN OF THE ALCOHOL COUD SUBSTITUTE FOR THE AMMONIA BLOOD OR WHATEVER IT IS KAIJU GOT UP ONS AND IT WOULD ALSO FUCK YOU RIGHT UP

SOMEONE COME AND HAVE A PACIFIC RIM PARTY WITH ME RIGHT THE GODDAMN HELL NOW

YEAAAAH!

I’M INCLUDING A LINK FOR MOTHERFUCKERS WHO WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT GELATIN/JELLO AND HOW TO MAKE THAT SHIT SUPER ALCOHOLIC.

>BAM

THAT LINK IS SO HARDCORE IT EVEN SHOWS ROCKSTARS HOW TO MAKE VEGAN JELLO! 

*backflips into the sunset*